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Opening Day

Today is March 27th, 2025, otherwise known as MLB Opening Day. YES. It is time for a delusional twins fan to tell you all the things you need to know about who’s gonna win, who’s not (the Whitesox), and why the Twins will win the world series.

The Twins Win it All

I know, I know, usually, people say save the best for last, but this kind of news can’t wait. Just kidding, the Twins will not win it all this year, but I believe we take a major step forward as an organization. What’s the step? Winning the Division. I believe that the Royals are the most challenging squad in the division. Why can we beat them out for first place? Depth.

What’s our Depth?

Listen I’m still just a casual fan who likes to make a prediction that benefits his team. Yeah sure I could put in the extensive work to back things up but I am a visual learner and hopefully you are too. So go look at the roster, and make up your real idea of how good our depth is, I have already.

Next Topic

Who will win today? Well to start let’s talk about the schedule. Schedule. Bang. Go look at it. no for the winners.

Drum roll please.

Games will be numbered below.

  1. Milwaukee @ Yankees – Yanks take it
  2. Baltimore Orioles @ Toronto Blue Jays – gimme the O’s
  3. Boston @ Rangers (TEX) – I don’t know but gimme the rangers and deGrom
  4. Philly @ Washington – I mean cmon go Phils.
  5. Cleveland @ KC – KC
  6. NYM – Houston Cheaters – Mets, “Its all about the Mets Baby!”
  7. San Fran @ Cincy – Go Giants
  8. ATL @ San Diego – Go Acuna and the Braves
  9. Angels @ White Sox – yeesh both lose? Gimme the Angels.
  10. Pit @ Miami – Gimme Skenes on opening day
  11. Twins @ Cards – I mean is this a question go, Twins!
  12. Detriot @ Dodger – Tigers cause f it!
  13. Cubs @ Arizona – Cubbies need it
  14. A’s @ Seattle – my MLB The Show player is on the Mariners, so go SEA

Alright well, thats it for Opening Day. If I forgot something ask a professional about the Twins game today.